Brewer: Diamond Bear
ABV: 6.2 percent
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 6

Review: “Diamond Bear Pale Ale pairs well with fish tacos, chicken chili and returning America to its rightful place of prominence.”

Brewer: Diamond Bear
ABV: 5.86 percent
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 7

Review: “Brewed with a rich blend of malts, and smooth with flavors of caramel and butterscotch, Irish Red Ale is THE beer of choice for washed-up minor league baseball players who made a lot of poor choices and have nothing to fall back on now.”

Brewer: Lagunitas Brewing Company
ABV: 8 percent
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 7.5

Review: “Takes you back to that special place and captures what good, local beer tasted like when you were a kid.”

Brewer: Stone Brewing Co.
ABV: 6.9 percent 
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 6

Review: “Serve this beer at your next dinner party to loosen up your guests before you start talking orgy.”

Brewer: Bear Republic
ABV: 7.0 percent
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 6.5

Review: “I first drank this fine brew at my buddy’s wedding and it helped me overcome the sadness of it all.” 

Brewer: Green Flash Brewing Co.
ABV: 7.3 percent
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 7

Review: “It tastes like yacht rock.”

Brewer: Lagunitas
ABV: 7.5 percent 
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 8 

Review: “This is the perfect cold beer to sip and enjoy while mowing an unspeakable curse word into your idiot neighbor’s lawn.”

Brewer: Great Lakes
ABV: 5.8 percent
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 5

Review: “A tasty chocolate-coffee porter that is perfect for getting you halfway through any dark and stormy night.”

Brewer: Old Dominion
ABV: 6.1 percent  
How it tastes on a scale of 1 to 10: 5

Review: “The best thing to come out of Delaware since business-friendly corporate tax laws.”